I have never played Dark Souls.
Stop acting so scandalized. I’d lay odds a majority of people who could pejoratively be referred to as “gamers” haven’t played it. Dark Souls went under my radar when it first came out, and as its reputation and significance has solidified in recent years, I have endeavored to spark an interest in it by asking people who have played it what Dark Souls is about. The conversation, invariably, unfolds as follows: